30+ superhero jokes about marvel to laugh at

• What does Iron Man cook with? He cooks with Pepper’s pots.

• What is Spiderman’s day job? He is a web designer.

• What’s the name of the superhero who always hits the target with chalk? It’s Chawkeye.

• What’s the difference between Magneto and a suitcase? Magneto has only one outfit.

• What is the most efficient way of counting all the X-men? Per-mutations.

• What was Wolverine’s job at the restaurant? It was shredding carrots.

• Bruce banner makes mean mashed potatoes, but what if he is pushed for time? He uses hulk smash.

Superhero jokes one-liners

• What month does spider-man hate? Ock-tober

• Why was Thanos so crazy? He snapped

• What do you call it when Iron Man does a cartwheel? A ferrous wheel.

• What did Captain America say at the beginning of the orchestra? “Avengers, ensemble!”

• What is Thor’s favorite element? Thorium.

• Why was Captain America patiently waiting for so long to wield Mjolnir? He did not want to steal Thor’s thunder.

• Why does Tony Stark stand in the rain? To get a bit of rust.

• Which Marvel actress got arrested for stealing a truck of soft French cheese? Brie Larceny.

• How does the Hulk feel when he wears a suit? He looks smashing.

• What happens when you cross Quicksilver with the Hulk? The Fast and the Furious.

• How do Ant-Man and the Wasp travel? They take the buzz.

Funny Marvel jokes

• What happens when Iron Man, Thor, and Hulk walk into IKEA? “Avengers, assemble!”

• What’s always missing from Tony Stark’s kitchen? The pepper pots.
• What is Ironman’s favorite movie? Ferrous Bueller.

• Why are the Avengers so handy with tools? They’re always assembling.

• If Ironman and the Silver Surfer teamed up, would they be alloys?

• Why does Thanos get unlimited hot beverages everywhere he goes? He has the Gauntlet of Infinite-tea.

Superhero jokes for adults

• Which Marvel heroine likes to travel with a map and a backpack and her trusty sidekick Boots? Gamora the Explorer.

• Dr Strange: Knock knock. Dormammu: Who’s there? Dr Strange: Door mom Dormammu: Door mom who? Dr Strange: Dormammu I have come to bargain

• Marvel is working on a Spiderman reboot for Greek audiences Featuring the adventures of Pita Parker

• Disney just tweeted that they won’t be making new Marvel Universe movies, but the Tweet was cut short. Looks like they ran out of characters.