30+ superhero jokes about marvel to laugh at

Marvel movies and shows are coming back to back this year. It feels like a fantasy fair of marvel and Disney characters.

With the awesome trailers of moon knight, miss marvel, Morbius, a multiverse of madness, the marvel is all over the digital media, and so does these hilarious jokes about our favorite comic characters.

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Marvel jokes for adults

  • What does Iron Man cook with? He cooks with Pepper’s pots.
  • What is Spiderman’s day job? He is a web designer.
  • What’s the name of the superhero who always hits the target with chalk? It’s Chawkeye.
  • What’s the difference between Magneto and a suitcase? Magneto has only one outfit.
  • What is the most efficient way of counting all the X-men? Per-mutations.
  • What was Wolverine’s job at the restaurant? It was shredding carrots.
  • Bruce banner makes mean mashed potatoes, but what if he is pushed for time? He uses hulk smash.
30+ superhero jokes about marvel to laugh at
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Superhero jokes one-liners

  • What month does spider-man hate? Ock-tober
  • Why was Thanos so crazy? He snapped
  • What do you call it when Iron Man does a cartwheel? A ferrous wheel.
  • What did Captain America say at the beginning of the orchestra? “Avengers, ensemble!”
  • What is Thor’s favorite element? Thorium.
  • Why was Captain America patiently waiting for so long to wield Mjolnir? He did not want to steal Thor’s thunder.
  • Why does Tony Stark stand in the rain? To get a bit of rust.
  • Which Marvel actress got arrested for stealing a truck of soft French cheese? Brie Larceny.
  • How does the Hulk feel when he wears a suit? He looks smashing.
  • What happens when you cross Quicksilver with the Hulk? The Fast and the Furious.
  • How do Ant-Man and the Wasp travel? They take the buzz.

Funny Marvel jokes

  • What happens when Iron Man, Thor, and Hulk walk into IKEA? “Avengers, assemble!”
  • What’s always missing from Tony Stark’s kitchen? The pepper pots.
  • What is Ironman’s favorite movie? Ferrous Bueller.
  • Why are the Avengers so handy with tools? They’re always assembling.
  • If Ironman and the Silver Surfer teamed up, would they be alloys?
  • Why does Thanos get unlimited hot beverages everywhere he goes? He has the Gauntlet of Infinite-tea.
30+ superhero jokes about marvel to laugh at
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Superhero jokes for adults

  • Which Marvel heroine likes to travel with a map and a backpack and her trusty sidekick Boots? Gamora the Explorer.
  • Dr Strange: Knock knock. Dormammu: Who’s there? Dr Strange: Door mom Dormammu: Door mom who? Dr Strange: Dormammu I have come to bargain
  • Marvel is working on a Spiderman reboot for Greek audiences Featuring the adventures of Pita Parker
  • Disney just tweeted that they won’t be making new Marvel Universe movies, but the Tweet was cut short. Looks like they ran out of characters.

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