30+ superhero jokes about marvel to laugh at

Marvel movies and shows are coming back to back this year. It feels like a fantasy fair of marvel and Disney characters.

With the awesome trailers of moon knight, miss marvel, Morbius, a multiverse of madness, the marvel is all over the digital media, and so does these hilarious jokes about our favorite comic characters.

The Eternals are the most powerful beings in the Marvel universe

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Marvel jokes for adults

  • What does Iron Man cook with? He cooks with Pepper’s pots.
  • What is Spiderman’s day job? He is a web designer.
  • What’s the name of the superhero who always hits the target with chalk? It’s Chawkeye.
  • What’s the difference between Magneto and a suitcase? Magneto has only one outfit.
  • What is the most efficient way of counting all the X-men? Per-mutations.
  • What was Wolverine’s job at the restaurant? It was shredding carrots.
  • Bruce banner makes mean mashed potatoes, but what if he is pushed for time? He uses hulk smash.
30+ superhero jokes about marvel to laugh at
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Superhero jokes one-liners

  • What month does spider-man hate? Ock-tober
  • Why was Thanos so crazy? He snapped
  • What do you call it when Iron Man does a cartwheel? A ferrous wheel.
  • What did Captain America say at the beginning of the orchestra? “Avengers, ensemble!”
  • What is Thor’s favorite element? Thorium.
  • Why was Captain America patiently waiting for so long to wield Mjolnir? He did not want to steal Thor’s thunder.
  • Why does Tony Stark stand in the rain? To get a bit of rust.
  • Which Marvel actress got arrested for stealing a truck of soft French cheese? Brie Larceny.
  • How does the Hulk feel when he wears a suit? He looks smashing.
  • What happens when you cross Quicksilver with the Hulk? The Fast and the Furious.
  • How do Ant-Man and the Wasp travel? They take the buzz.

Funny Marvel jokes

  • What happens when Iron Man, Thor, and Hulk walk into IKEA? “Avengers, assemble!”
  • What’s always missing from Tony Stark’s kitchen? The pepper pots.
  • What is Ironman’s favorite movie? Ferrous Bueller.
  • Why are the Avengers so handy with tools? They’re always assembling.
  • If Ironman and the Silver Surfer teamed up, would they be alloys?
  • Why does Thanos get unlimited hot beverages everywhere he goes? He has the Gauntlet of Infinite-tea.
30+ superhero jokes about marvel to laugh at
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Superhero jokes for adults

  • Which Marvel heroine likes to travel with a map and a backpack and her trusty sidekick Boots? Gamora the Explorer.
  • Dr Strange: Knock knock. Dormammu: Who’s there? Dr Strange: Door mom Dormammu: Door mom who? Dr Strange: Dormammu I have come to bargain
  • Marvel is working on a Spiderman reboot for Greek audiences Featuring the adventures of Pita Parker
  • Disney just tweeted that they won’t be making new Marvel Universe movies, but the Tweet was cut short. Looks like they ran out of characters.

Guess which Avenger paid the least taxes this year?

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