“Be afraid… Be very afraid.”– What a SPOOKY Halloween saying. Are you looking for a few crispy and funny Halloween captions, sayings, or quotes?
Here are some trendy and famous captions to make your Instagram post extra spooooooooky.
“Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.”— Corpse Bride
“Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds … true love?” — DRACULA
I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.” — Evan Peters
It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.” — Hocus Pocus
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.” — Rodney Dangerfield
“I’m a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.”- Wednesday, the Addams family
“Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.”— Beetlejuice
“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” — Anne of Green Gables
“It’s showtime.” — Beetlejuice
Thanks for reading the post. I think I only have this to say to you –
“You are too precious for words, why I could just… eat you alive!” — The Addams Family
“You are too precious for words, why I could just… eat you alive!” — The Addams Family
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I love this. The nectarines joke was cute.
These are great! I read them with my 5 year old and she got a big kick out of them!